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[personal profile] nova2010-05-12 03:49 pm

my boss said

I can stroke it.
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[personal profile] nova2010-01-17 04:11 pm

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While in bed, Rich said "you need to make it harder before we can continue."
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[personal profile] nova2010-01-16 08:42 pm

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I can feel it getting softer.

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coworker1: *asks a question*
teamlead: *makes random, useless commentary, but includes* Where does it go?
coworker2: *quietly* That's what she said.
coworker3 & myself: *giggle madly*
teamlead: *is confused*
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[personal profile] jd2009-09-13 02:12 am

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[personal profile] ryan, to me: "I don't care where you put it."

(pizza arbiter link)

"It's OK; more than one person can give it to me at the same time."
nova: <user name="xb95"> and I having Irish Car Bombs (friends: mark)
[personal profile] nova2009-08-16 09:54 pm

what [personal profile] janinedog said about [personal profile] zorkian's meat

"It's squishy and tender."

(for some reason, this didn't go through when I tried to post it from my phone last night.)
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[personal profile] nova2009-08-07 12:20 pm

in a meeting just now

"You shouldn't stroke it."
"No stroking?"
rich: "That's what *she* said!" (xkcd - twss)
[personal profile] rich2009-08-04 04:33 pm

Office Talk

"Hey Rich, can I ask you about a 3-way?"
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[personal profile] nova2009-07-08 07:00 pm

at the baseball game

"I'm waiting for the part where it gets exciting. Any minute now..."
nova: me climbing onto a giant stuffed elephant (me: lolephant)
[personal profile] nova2009-06-19 09:39 pm

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"I agree, could definitely be longer" -- [personal profile] hammond's response to Kevin's latest DailyBooth photo.
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[personal profile] maiden2009-06-16 11:40 pm

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"well it kinda looks like a semi-bush"
rich: "That's what *she* said!" (xkcd - twss)
[personal profile] rich2009-06-16 05:37 pm

Overheard in the office...

"You can't just ram it down my throat and expect everything to work out fine!"
nova: me climbing onto a giant stuffed elephant (me: lolephant)
[personal profile] nova2009-06-13 11:02 am

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"I'm waiting for it to get hard first. It's better that way."
zarhooie: Girl on a blueberry bramble looking happy. Text: Kat (#dw YES WE CAN)
[personal profile] zarhooie2009-06-09 10:36 pm

On the occasion of a close friend hitting me in the face with a stuffed monster...

"He hit your face with his crotch!"

Upon protest: "Well, it's hard to tell the difference between his head and his ass sometimes!"
rich: "That's what *she* said!" (xkcd - twss)
[personal profile] rich2009-06-05 03:24 pm

Strange way to pull me into a conversation...

"Hey Rich, can I suck you into this for a moment?"
nova: me climbing onto a giant stuffed elephant (me: lolephant)
[personal profile] nova2009-06-04 10:41 pm

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"I'll pull it up for you."
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[personal profile] maiden2009-06-04 10:06 pm

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"I want to know what yours tastes like!"